Unique Patterns Coffee Mugs

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Growing an unconventional garden? Why not try mushrooms and fungi! Embrace your green thumb with this unique gardening design.

Looking for a new french toile pattern coffee mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern coffee mug is for you!

Looking for a unique addition to your collection of cryptid merch? Look no further than our Cute Mothman Pattern mug! This quirky coffee cup is perfect for all the nerds out there with a fascination for the unknown and a love for sci-fi. The adorable and striking design featuring the mothmen is sure to spark conversations and leave your guests feeling curious. This mug is not just a statement piece for people who are into cryptozoology, but also a lasting and practical addition to your kitchenware that is great for coffee, tea, or any other hot beverage of your choice. Its sturdy build and easy-to-grip handle make it a comfortable option for everyday use. Gift it to your friend who loves cryptid stories and thrillers, or keep it for yourself as a daily reminder of your interest in the mysterious. With the Cute Mothman Pattern mug, you'll not only enjoy your favorite hot drink, but also express your unique taste and interests in a fun and creative way.

Lolita script pattern for the fancy fashion savvy friend in your life. A unique fashion gift for anyone!

Aww, honey! It's Boobee time! Get buzzin' on boobies and bees with this sweet mashup.

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

This unusual coffee mug is perfect for the hobbyist who loves crocheting, yarn or knitting in general. This mug can show your indie hipster side and how much you love making patterns for friends or significant others. So, the next time you make coffee or tea grab this mug and show of your unique personality.

Tiger in Cowboy Hat Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Decorate your home and life with this nerdy gamer subtle triforce pattern canvas print. Perfect for the Legend of Zelda fan and makes an amazing unique gift.

Tiger in Cowboy Hat Neon Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Do you enjoy star gazing late at night? Well, with this Constellation Star Pattern coffee cup you can look at them whenever you want, being some of the more famous zodiac constellations to Pegasus, The Dippers or Andromeda. So, show your love for Astronomy with this unique coffee mug.

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

grey and gold swirling shapes and scribbled lines in a creative artsy arrangement, a perfect fit for any person looking for a unique coffee/tea mug gift.

Teal swirling shapes and scribbled lines in a creative artsy arrangement, a perfect fit for any person looking for a unique coffee/tea mug gift.

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Explore the unknown with a cute introduction to bondage and bdsm with handcuffs, whip, lock, collar, handcuffs and mask in hand. Don't knock it till you try it with this cute bondage pattern.

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Digimon are the champions! For those who are secretly a Digidestined, show your nostalgic love for the Digital Monsters with this cute pattern featuring Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon!

Stay cool with this cat lover's, cool cat, fine feline, cat pattern mug design! Perfect if you're a cool cat, cat lover, showing the world how rad and sassy your inner cat is with these chill skateboarding, rad, chill cats!

What is better than the luck of the irish? Having a cute four leaf clover and acorn pattern on your coffee mug! When you're eating breakfast or having your third cup of coffee at work, there isn't anything better than bringing a little cheer for yourself with an adorably illustrated unique mug.

Introducing the ultimate Tooth Pattern mug, the perfect accessory for any dental enthusiast! Whether you're a dentist in the making or a hygiene guru, this mug is the perfect way to showcase your love for your pearly whites. Sipping your morning coffee or tea from this tooth-adorned cup is the best way to start your day with a smile. Fill it with hot cocoa or milk before bed and let the sweet dreams of healthy teeth and gums sweep you off to sleep. This coffee mug is a thoughtful gift for your favorite dental hygienist or orthodontist. The unique and fun Tooth Pattern design will make you the envy of all your dentist buddies. What are you waiting for? Add this mug to your collection today and upgrade your dental game!

Get ready to take a bite out of your morning brew with our "Happy Shark Pattern" mug! Perfect for celebrating Shark Week or simply adding some ferocious flair to your drinkware collection, this mug is a must-have for all shark lovers out there. With a colorful and playful design that showcases these misunderstood creatures in all their toothy glory, you'll feel like the king of the ocean every time you take a sip. Not only is it the perfect way to start your day with a little bit of sharky fun, but it also makes a great gift for any fellow fans of these majestic sea creatures. So why settle for boring mugs when you could be sipping out of one that's as sharp as a shark's tooth? Add our "Happy Shark Pattern" mug to your collection today and let these lovable predators swim into your heart!